If I hear "I have a cousin with a friend who knows a person who works with someone who knows someone who is friends with Oprah" one more time ...

I may have to tear my eyeballs out.

From a submitted manuscript about what it takes to be a true Christian:
Being a Christian "is not simply someone who goes to church. Going to church will not make you a Christian. By the same token, when you visit a dining franchise, you do not become the entrée that you ordered."

So ... so ... the really truly real point of going to McD's is not to eat my big Mac, but become it?

I just don't get these people.